panda pep talk

The Fairy Godpanda
She hears your heart-song opera
Whatever happenda
Let your wish come true-ah!

The Reading ($44USD)

This intuitively & creatively led tarot reading is presented, in audio format, through the voice and spirit of Fairy Godpanda - the fiercely loving, the all-powerful, the relentlessly believing, the shmall but mighty and adorable magical Fairy Godmother from the Kingdom of Pandas - to give you a panda magic infused + dream-particles-filled "cute aggression style" pep talk for the intentions and goals you've set out to achieve.

This reading is perfect for New Moon and any intention you're setting for yourself.

"This Fairy Godpanda right here is going to celebrate your existence as hard as possible. You shall not forget how awesome you're being and there's no way I'm letting you forget it! Don't give up on yourself, and don't give up on your dreams. I'm working behind the scenes with the forces of loving-kindness & magical abundance from the Universe every single day to make sure they come true. Blast off with your awesomeness, level up and be your dream-self right here and now!

depending on your question, the fairy godpanda may…

• Air-honk you with praise to validate + fiercely celebrate your magnificent existence

• Storms your fears with butterfly wings & supercharge your dreams towards manifestation portals

• Flabbergast you with how talented you actually are by shoving your unique + wonderful attributes to your face

• Gift you a crown fitting of your inherent majesty as a sovereign being

• Bear hug shock wave of love and tender panda affection

• Demand burpees  

What I need from You

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what this reading is not

Please do not purchase a reading if you intend to use it to replace a necessary vet visit or medical attention for your pet. The purpose of this reading is to offer you a fun experience that helps you gain insight into your pet and for you to feel closer to your pet and strengthen your bond. I reserve the right to refuse a reading (with full refund) if I deem the questions inappropriate or beyond the scope of my abilities (e.g. give you a full run-down of their past life as a rabbit or something - please exercise your judgement and don’t ask me anything crazy lol)